C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
only you would photoshop your dick
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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