dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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