PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He better not be in your backpack
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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