careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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