i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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