I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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