And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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