Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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