apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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