do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he shaved USA in his pubs
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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