Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
