do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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