Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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