He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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