We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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