Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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