On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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