My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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