Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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