you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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