Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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