Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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