On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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