Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My cat gives me a boner
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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