We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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