my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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