is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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