theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
only if we run a train.
done.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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