Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
