I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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