She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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