there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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