Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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