Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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