separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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