I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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