Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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