I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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