some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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