He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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