these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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