Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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