There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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