Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We're using joints as your birthday candles
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
