She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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