i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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