we're blogging at a bar
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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