You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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