Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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