No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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